Last night Gigi came over for dinner. Well, the Bath Time Committee met and decided, since it was a special occasion, that Bath Time could be skipped. Regrettably, the Bath Time Committee neglected to confer with the Benevolent Dictator on the matter.
Around bedtime, we tried to give him his bottle, which he vehemently opposed. He squealed and stuck out his little tongue. We waited a little while and tried again. Still a no-go. We changed positions, we passed him around, we switched out nipples. Still he squealed. I didn't know what to do. Finally, Brian said, "why don't you try giving him a bath?" So, at wit's end, I put him in the tub. He smiled and giggled! He splashed and wiggled! Afterward, he happily took his bottle, like the kind and loving despot that he is.
The Bath Time Committee has realized the error of it's ways, and does solemnly swear to adhere to the prescribed order of events, going forward.