at the doctor's office
Eliot was wearing nothing but a diaper. I had endured twenty minutes of Eliot slapping the closed door with is hands screaming, "door! door! OPEN! DOOOOOOR!" Dr. Stansell had finished his exam and left the room to get us some samples of Triaminic. He left the door open. So I figured, ok, let's just leave it open. Certainly he won't get far. Sure enough, Eliot lingered in the doorway for a second and then escaped to the hallway. I stayed where I was in the exam room. Moments later I saw his face peep around the corner, and he came back in. He strengthened his resolve and ventured out again. "Are you going to leave me in here?" I asked. He looked at me and then continued walking. "I'm staying here, Eliot." He paused and continued another few steps. "ok, then," I said, "if you're leaving you're going to need the car keys." I jingled my keys in the air. He came back in, grabbed them and ran back into the hallway. Suddenly I heard a little voice around the corner. "NO! NO! NO! Nonono!" His little naked body came running toward me and leapt into my arms. Dr. Stansell walked into the room, just as calm as always, with a big smile on his face. I shrugged, "well I figured he wouldn't get far." Doc agreed, "we have very few successful escapes around here."
