I usually try to write good things about Eliot on this website. But the ugly truth is that he's not always a model child. Every now and then we have a true two-year-old moment on our hands. Last night the two-year-old moment escalated to the point that, for the first time in his brief little life, Eliot was sent to his room. Alone.
It all started in the bathtub. Eliot was playing with a cup, innocently enough. Then, he got the bright idea to pour the water from the cup OUT of the bathtub. I stopped him just short of the edge of the tub. I looked him squarely in the eyes and said, "Eliot, if you pour that water out of the bathtub I will get you out, even if you pitch a fit." He looked at his cup and then back at me. After calculating the odds he made the decision to pour the water onto the bathroom floor. So, as I had warned, I got him out. He tried to get back in, but I wouldn't let him. Infuriated, he flung his wet, naked body about the bathroom, screaming. I was afraid he'd hurt himself so we moved to his bedroom and closed the door behind us. He banged on the door; I refused to open it. He wouldn't let me dry him off. He flung himself from side to side when I tried to diaper him. He threw all of his clean pajamas around the room. Apparently, he wanted wear the ones with CIRCLES. I haven't a clue which ones those are. But he screamed "CIRCLES" at the top of his lungs for several minutes, so I'm assuming. I picked up a book and asked if he wanted to read. "NOOOOO!" I put the book down. "BOOOOOOK!" I picked it back up. "NOOOOO!!!" I sat on the bed and said, "I'm just going to wait until you are finished. Then we can continue our evening". He screamed, "MOMMY STAND UUUUPPP!" Admittedly, this went on and on for longer than I should have let it.
Finally I decided that what we needed was a little Alone Time. I told him that I was going to leave him alone to scream and I would come back when he was ready to be nice. I left the room and closed the door. When I came back five minutes later he was sitting in the middle of the room waiting for me. "Are you ready to be sweet?" With pouted lip, he shook his head, "no." So I left for another five minutes. I came back with some cold water in his favorite cup. That appeased him enough that I could at least talk to him. This was an improvement. We sat in the floor for a few minutes then he calmly said, "Mommy hold you?" I was more than happy to oblige. He drank his cold water, snuggled up against me. He was sweaty, snotty and worn out. Brian came in to read books before bed. We had a few more mild setbacks, as he was still in the post-tantrum hiccup phase. But we finally read three books, turned out the light and said goodnight. I let him keep his favorite cup of water; I wasn't willing to fight another battle. He was asleep within ten minutes.