boys play differently than girls
Eliot: I played dress-up with Joe* today.
Mommy: That’s great! What did you dress up as?
Eliot: Nothing.
Mommy: Nothing? Well what did you play in the dress up area then?
Eliot: “Babies on a cookrack”.
Mommy: What's a cookrack?
Eliot: You know, like you put your hats on it?
Mommy: Oh, okay, a COATRACK. Uh-huh. And how is this game played?
Eliot (counting each step on his fingers): First you put a baby on a cookrack. Then you watch it fall off.
Mommy: Then do you pick it up and rock it and kiss it’s boo-boos?
Eliot: No, then you laugh.
*Names changed to protect the innocent. If “Joe’s” little brother is found dangling from a coat rack, I plead innocent!


